Some of my friends have told me that my email is being a chump and eating things they send me. I never get to see those letters. They never make it to my inbox, or even junkmail, which I check regularily so there is no need to waste time with that.
Please, Email Angel, keep my email safe. Bring them home to my happy and waiting arms, or how else will I ever learn how to become a real man and grow two inches to please her in bed?