Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me. (Or, leave a message)

For those of you who know what I'm talking about...

I finally figured out how to get my cell phone messages.
Wahooo!!!! I have voice mail.
For real this time.

If I snubbed you by not returning your call, I'm sorry. It's not that I don't like you, it's just that, well, I'm a disorganized bum who went a year without voice mail.