Showing posts with label If you're still single it ain't Carmen's fault. Show all posts
Showing posts with label If you're still single it ain't Carmen's fault. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

How to Be Sexy

"The Seductress Stance"
1. Imagine you are standing on the face of a gigantic clock. Angle your right (back) foot to two o'clock...


Danielle and Luis - man alive, they're sexy.


Look out. I am about to seduce you.


also...
"The Subtle Touches You Can Try During a Date"
1. Brush the hair out of his face.
2. Rub your thigh up against his when seated next to each other.
3. Press your breasts against him while dancing.
4. Wipe some food off the corner of his mouth (unless it's gross - like a piece of chicken in his moustache)
5. Drop something into his pocket...

Thanks, Carmen. You're a real pal.